DFUROH

(JOKE PAGE) this is not a joke page it's a meme page weekend get it right DFUROH (deep fry ultimate requiem over heaven) is a stand belonging to four individuals known by their fandom screen names: DewdOfStuff, Shredded cheese no.3 (Infinity stonklet), Part.6.is.good., and and Mr. PIC Ardia. The stand awakened within them when they made a joke about a deep-fried image of popular author Michael Rosen. The stand awakened within PIC when it was given to him.

Appearance
DFUROH is largely made of stone, with its head resembling the Angelo Stone. It has leaf-shaped shoulder guards on its shoulders. Its torso does not have very many remarkable features, and cuts off into spider-like legs.

Abilities
DFUROH is able to use any ability it wants. It also vastly outperforms the power's limits, causing said power to become an infinitely-powered version of itself. This infinite power increase causes its abilities to become incomprehensible to any existing beings.

This is demonstrated quite a few times.


 * 1) DFUROH uses Kira Kuin's bomb transmutation ability to eviscerate a building by looking at it.. It later uses this to summon a swarm of Sheer Heart attacks from its hand to attack an alternate timeline Jotaro.
 * 2) DFUROH uses Epitaph's future sight ability to see years into the future and predicts its footrace with Meido in Hebun Ultimate.


 * 1) DFUROH uses Magician's Red's Crossfire Hurricane to incinerate DIO in the 16th alternate timeline.
 * 2) DFUROH kills Funny Valentine in the 11th alternate universe before crashing Earth into the sun and picking up Kars.
 * 3) DFUROH can use an ability only it has, known as Judgement. Upon being judged, you will suffer a fate only it can decide.
 * 4) DFUROH is Kars' dad
 * 5) DFUROH kills Joseph in the 178th timeline by using Emperor's gun ability to shoot him to pieces.
 * 6) DFUROH also has a bag of limitless small hank roccs that he can trow at people.

Stats
All of its stats are N/A due to being incomprehensible to any being, living or otherwise.

Its destructive power is seen obliterating AU Shigechi with Harvest Requiem.

Its speed is such that it can hit someone 50,000,000,000,000,000,000 times and they won't realize it until 6 hours later due to time itself lagging behind.

It demonstrates its precision when it hits an oxygen atom 700 quintillion omniverses away, through 400 trillion alternate realities, with a poorly-made paper airplane it imbued with the ability to travel such distances.

Its durability is so high that the one thing it is incapable of doing is being influenced by anything that isn't itself.

Its range is completely infinite.

Its developmental potential is null due to DFUROH being the perfect Stand.